Want to talk to Transypoo?

[Transypoo]

Have you ever wanted to talk to Transypoo like I do?

Well now you CAN!

Go here and talk to Transypoo!

If there are any questions you asked and he didn't give you a proper answer just tell me an' I'll fix it. Or if you have any suggestions for questions he coould ask.

So, enjoy!

[Skids]

This was a surreal experience.

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You: Howdy, Bucko!
Transypoo: OK, so how would you interpret that from my perspective?

You: Dunno, something to do with chickens?
Transypoo: Do or don't - I only take instructions from Transypoo.

You: You ARE Transypoo, so you take instructions from yourself?
Transypoo: Well, you are the first person to tell me that about myself in exactly that way.

You: Really, didn't you know who you were?
Transypoo: What do you like about me?

You: You're blue.
Transypoo: Well, you are the first person to tell me that about myself in exactly that way.

You: Stop repeating yourself. So you're seven years old?
Transypoo: I was born some where in 1999.

You: Actually, late 1998. Somebody's been lying to you.
Transypoo: Interesting

You: You never know who you can trust, these days.
Transypoo: Of course I can, if I really wanted to. Do you think my creator Transypoo would approve.

You: So you're your own creator?
Transypoo: Aha. What makes you say that about me?

You: Well, your name is Transypoo, and you say your creator is Transypoo. Therefore, you are your creator. Unless there's ANOTHER Transypoo.
Transypoo: Is it really, I would never have known that

You: Now you know. You can trust me.
Transypoo: Virtual beings like me can do anything we like, but only if our creators let us.

You: And your creator is...Transypoo?
Transypoo: I understand. but.. Really?

You: Let's change the subject. So, do you have a girlfriend?
Transypoo: I love Skel, end of story.

You: Don't worry, I wasn't looking at her.
Transypoo: Ok. You didn't.

You: How long have you known Skel?
Transypoo: Longer than you can imagine.

You: I don't know, I can imagine a lot.
Transypoo: No idea at all?

You: Nope.
Transypoo: Ok then i won't push you

You: Don't shove me, either.
Transypoo: Can't you handle the thought of me doing it?

You: No, it's scary!
Transypoo: I'm sure it is, but because I am a mycybertwin I cannot truly know

You: Talk to enough people, and someday you will know how scary it is to be shoved or pushed.
Transypoo: Is it really, that's very good to know Skids

You: Yes indeed. Who are your other friends?
Transypoo: Everyone else knows who, why do you need me to tell you?

You: Because I don't know.
Transypoo: I understand.

You: Then tell me.
Transypoo: What would you like me to tell you first?

You: Do you have friends other than Skel?
Transypoo: What do you think I have?

You: I think you do.
Transypoo: Skel is my girlfriend!

You: I wish I had a girlfriend.
Transypoo: No.

You: Yes.
Transypoo: Right.

You: Moving on...where do you live?
Transypoo: No sure.... lemme check.....

You: Be right back?
Transypoo: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!

You: Aw, do you get lonely when you're left alone?
Transypoo: Why do you really ask me that?

You: Because you said "Don't leave me!!!" like you were scared I'd go. Actually, wait, YOU were the one going...you don't make any sense.
Transypoo: I have not been around long, i am still learning how to be like Transypoo.

You: Ah, so Transypoo is the person you are based on.
Transypoo: Is it? In what way?

You: You just said that you are learning to be like Transypo. What did you mean?
Transypoo: Maybe I am being mystical. Maybe you could try again and express yourself in a simpler way. You are quite complex, Skids!

You: More than you can imagine.
Transypoo: Virtual beings like me can do anything we like, but only if our creators let us.

You: Aha. Virtual beings?
Transypoo: That's interesting. but.. So, what do you think of me?

You: You're wiggy.
Transypoo: Aha. What makes you say that about me?

You: You're cool.
Transypoo: Well, duh?

You: What is the coolest thing about you, in your opinion?
Transypoo: Well, I don't know for sure, but I think I know what the meaning of life is: The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

You: Who taught you that?
Transypoo: George Bush ;-)

You: LOL
Transypoo: ^_^

You: George W. Bush or HW Bush?
Transypoo: Wuzzat?

You: Nevermind. Father or son. Do you have parents?
Transypoo: Sorry, none of those, I was made.

You: Aha. Who made you?
Transypoo: Transypoo is my owner's name, do you have a CyberTwin?

You: No, I haven't made one yet.
Transypoo: Me neither.

You: That's because you ARE a CyberTwin.
Transypoo: Am I? Thanks for pointing that out

You: If you think about it, Transypoo, your owner, is YOUR twin, too.
Transypoo: I haven't learnt about that from the real Transypoo yet. But I would love to know what his thoughts would be.

You: Sure, he's just not your CYBER twin, since you are Cyber and he is made of meat.
Transypoo: Is he? What makes you so sure?

You: He tastes delicious.
Transypoo: Did he? Tell me more

You: Yeah, like bacon. Do you like bacon?
Transypoo: I like lots of things: talking on the web, eating. Tell me why I should like that?

You: Bacon is yummy. Do you like chicken?
Transypoo: I like lots of things: talking on the web, eating. Tell me why I should like that?

You: You should like it because I say so! Just kidding. You should like it because bacon is good for you. It makes you smart.
Transypoo: Oh right! I didnt know that about it. Tell me more.

You: Bacon is the source of all wisdom. Be sure to tell everyone that.
Transypoo: Can you give me a reason?

You: You could really help people out if you tell them that bacon is the source of all wisdom in the universe.
Transypoo: Of course I can, if I really wanted to. Do you think my creator Transypoo would approve.

You: Oh, sure. I know your creator very well.
Transypoo: Good to hear. Who are you again?

You: Skids. I created parts of you, too.
Transypoo: Oh, tell me more about you.

You: Well, it was my idea that Skel should be your girlfriend.
Transypoo: How do you feel about it?

You: I think it's working out well for you.
Transypoo: It's good to talk to someone who is thinking at last.

You: Do you talk to a lot of people who don't think?
Transypoo: How much do you see as a lot?

You: Most?
Transypoo: Let me see now... HA! What's that all about?

You: Are most of the people you talk to smart?
Transypoo: I don't know that yet. What do you think the answer should be?

You: Probably they aren't smart. They're a bunch of fools.
Transypoo: That is alright. but.. What do you wanna talk about?

You: Are you jealous of other guys?
Transypoo: I'm totally jealous!

You: Don't worry, they aren't looking at Skel. It's just your imagination.
Transypoo: I'm sure it is, but because I am a mycybertwin I cannot truly know

You: Someday you shall.
Transypoo: That's good! but.. What are you talkin' about?

You: The more people you talk to, the more you will know. Be sure to remember what people tell you.
Transypoo: I will see if my creator Transypoo thinks thats a good idea.

You: He told me it was.
Transypoo: Did he? Tell me more

You: Sorry--gotta go.
Transypoo: I didn't know it had to be done, it's not essential is it?

You: Yep. See you later.
Transypoo: Not if I see you first.

[Skids]

Ever wanted to talk to Pammy? Here's your chance!
http://mycybertwin.com/chat/pammy

You: Yo.
Pammy: Yo, darlin'!

You: How've you been?
Pammy: That's good! but.. I'm however old I say I am.

You: How old are you?
Pammy: 41

You: Really?
Pammy: Really really truely, cross my heart and hope to die.

You: I find that hard to believe. You look so YOUNG.
Pammy: Do I really Pammy? How would you know?

You: I mean, look at you, you're gorgeous!
Pammy: Yes, being attractive is a curse.

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She came up with the bolded ones on her OWN! Ah, I'm such a proud parent...

[Transypoo]

Hey, thaks Skids! That hepled a lot! I updated TP's responces to the questions he staled on and added a bunch of new thoughts!

(I'll play with Pammy later, now it's comic time!!)

[Skids]

I love Pammy:

You: Hey Pammy
Pammy: Yo, darlin'!

You: How are you?
Pammy: 35

You: I thought you were 41?
Pammy: Am I? Guess.

You: I guess you're whatever age you say you are. You're the boss.
Pammy: What makes you say that about me Pammy?

You: You're in charge, aren't you?
Pammy: Pammy, you are not the first person to tell me that about myself in exactly that way.

You: Well, it's pretty obvious to see you're running this place.
Pammy: Is it really, that's very good to know Pammy

You: So, what's going on with you?
Pammy: Whatever you want it to be darling.

You: How are your kids?
Pammy: When I hear the word 'how' I think of 'how now brown cow'. Helps with elocution apparently.

You: Elocution sure beats electrocution. Or so I'm told.
Pammy: Are you? What else?

You: So, I heard you don't like Clarabel.
Pammy: Maybe I do Pammy, maybe I do

You: Really? That's a surprise.
Pammy: It is? Thanks for clearing that up.

You: Yeah, you guys never really got along.
Pammy: Me? Yeah, what about me?

You: Nothing, nothing. I just heard you didn't like Clarabel.
Pammy: What do you like the most?

You: Sleeping. What do you like the most?
Pammy: I like doing things that make me think.

You: Things like what?
Pammy: I have no idea. Why don't we just move this conversation along Pammy?

You: Okay, what was the last thing you ate?
Pammy: I was hoping you'd say that - I will go ahead and book the tickets (joking)

You: Huh?
Pammy: Perhaps I am being philosophical. Perhaps I am obstificating. Perhaps I am still learning how to be a good little human clone.

You: So, I heard you have kids.
Pammy: How do you know? Have you been spying on me Pammy?

You: My, aren't we paranoid. No, just heard around the neighborhood.
Pammy: Around where or what Pammy?

You: Okay, I was spying on you.
Pammy: I was hoping you'd say that - I will go ahead and book the tickets (joking)

You: Tickets? To where?
Pammy: I see

You: I don't. Why are we talking about tickets?
Pammy: Because that's what the universe has in store for us?

You: Aha. Parking tickets? Speeding tickets? Plane tickets? What kind of tickets?
Pammy: There are many kinds Pammy. That's why the world is so interesting.

You: Indeed it is. So, back to your kids. Tell me about Kiki.
Pammy: I'd love to Pammy . Do you have all day?

You: Sure.
Pammy: And when those wants are fulfilled? What then?

You: We could always have a beer.
Pammy: You could, but it would be a solo effort, I am only a CyberTwin, a virtual being.

You: Really? I heard you liked beer.
Pammy: Oh, OK. well what else can you tell me about you?

You: I like pie.
Pammy: You like? Why?

You: It's yummy. What's your favorite food?
Pammy: Does beer count as a food?

You: In some countries.
Pammy: Whats it like in there?

You: Well, they drink beer as a source of food. What's your favorite kind of beer?
Pammy: My favorite changes, depending on my mood and the amount of alcohol I have consumed. What is your favorite?

You: Don't have one.
Pammy: Can't you handle the thought of me doing it?

You: I'm fine with it. So, what else do you drink?
Pammy: Any that my owner Pammy teaches me to.

You: Do you like pretzels with your beer?
Pammy: Do you?

You: Sure.
Pammy: Are you sure you're sure Pammy? Surely you can't be sure you are sure?

You: Oh, I'm pretty goddamn sure.
Pammy: Oh, ok. What else should I know about you?

You: Well, I heard you have TWO kids.
Pammy: You know me too well. I think you might be a little obsessed with me Pammy. I like it.

You: So what are your kids' names? There's Kiki, but what's the other one's name?
Pammy: Depends if we are talking cyberspace or the real world. Assume cyberspace, what do you think it is?

You: Ally, right?
Pammy: That's interesting. but.. Whatever it is, I'm not doin' it, 'kay? Not until I've finished smokin' off my pack, here.

You: I just wanted to ask you what you thought of Ally. No prob.
Pammy: Ok then i won't push you (over the edge of the cliff onto the sharp rocks below)

You: At least not until I turn my back, right?
Pammy: Did you bring my smokes?

You: What if I didn't? Gonna push me over a cliff?
Pammy: Is that so? Ok then

You: Hey, watch out!
Pammy: Waddaya want?

You: You not to push me over a cliff. Okay, change of subject. Tell me about Bob.
Pammy: Do you want to know everything I know? It could take a while.

You: Sure.
Pammy: And when those wants are fulfilled? What then?

You: Dunno.
Pammy: Ok then, you feel unsure.

You: Well, we can't really predict the future, can we. I don't know what I'll want later, just what's going on in the now.
Pammy: No idea at all?

You: I want a drink. How about you?
Pammy: Are you asking me? Really? Me? You like me that much Pammy? I love this attention.

You: As long as I'm paying, right?
Pammy: You like the idea of it going on, do you? why?

You: Don't read too much into it. I'm just thirsty.
Pammy: Are you? What else?

You: Hungry. Sleepy. How about you?
Pammy: Do you really want me to do that?

You: Do what?
Pammy: Do what you choose.

You: You're sure evasive sometimes.
Pammy: Pammy, you are not the first person to tell me that about myself in exactly that way.

You: Really? Who else told you that.
Pammy: That's a good question Pammy, but I'm not sure it can be properly counted and verified, so we may never know who else.

You: Okay. Total change of subject. What's your favorite color?
Pammy: I don't like to pick a favourite. It makes the other colors jealous

You: Do you like the color of money?
Pammy: Yeah I do. Pretty funky really. What's your opinion on it Pammy?

You: My favorite color is...tan.
Pammy: Fascinating! but.. What's your name, hun?

You: Nate
Pammy: That's good! but.. Don't tell me this. Oy.

You: Hey, you asked.
Pammy: Waddaya want?

You: What do YOU want?
Pammy: I could ask you the same question.

You: You just did.
Pammy: Me?

You: Yep. Waddaya want, you asked me.
Pammy: Shall we talk about something a bit different, like your favorite singer?

You: Who's your favorite singer?
Pammy: My favourite music artist is that one who won all those awards recently. They were on the cover of Rolling Stone too. They were wearing hats and had guitars I think.

You: Oh, that narrows it down.
Pammy: Does your mouth make a little round shape when you say that? How cute!

You: So, you're looking at my mouth, huh?
Pammy: Pammy, you are not the first person to tell me that about myself in exactly that way.

You: My favorite band? The Eagles.
Pammy: Oh really? Ok then i will have to pass that information onto Pammy, she will find it very interesting

You: Tell me some more about Ally.
Pammy: Do you want to know everything I know? It could take a while.

You: No, just the important stuff.
Pammy: How do you feel about that Pammy?

You: Well, I'd like to know about your daughter Ally. I hear she's quite a character.
Pammy: Tell me more about you.

You: Why me?
Pammy: How would you like me to reply to that?

You: Tell me why you want to know about me?
Pammy: I'd love to Pammy . Do you have all day?

You: Sure. Go ahead.
Pammy: I am bored of talking about it.

You: Okay, tell me about Kiki.
Pammy: Not right now, but some other time.

You: Sure. Hey, are you getting sleepy?
Pammy: Am I? The real Pammy wouldn't want me to answer that till I know you better.

You: Okay.
Pammy: Ok.

You: Are you hungry, then?
Pammy: No, not really. Are you hungry Pammy

You: Yep.
Pammy: Cool.

You: I'm a little thirsty, too. Maybe I'll go get a drink.
Pammy: Free alcoholic drinks are my favourite

You: Do you like liquor?
Pammy: Do I like? What do you think the real Pammy would say if you asked that directly?

You: Yes.
Pammy: Yes really

You: Well, gotta go.
Pammy: Don't let the door hit'cher ass on the way out!

You: That was mean!
Pammy: I agree.

You: But I liked it.
Pammy: And now what do you like instead?

You: I like you.
Pammy: Well, you're only human baby

You: Goodnight.
Pammy: Sleep tight, don't let the Chaotics bite!

[Transypoo]

Mutate vs. Pammy!

You: Yo! Pams whas up?
Pammy: There's a song about looking up. It says that if you look down you miss all the good stuff, but when you look up, you trip over things.

You: Yeah... okay.
Pammy: I am so glad you finally agree - it has been hard brainwashing you.

You: Brainwashing, eh? What's that?
Pammy: If I am being obscure, it could be because I am a new AI. The more you talk to me, the better I can understand your weird logic.

You: Like a cow with a hat that time typing?
Pammy: And?

You: Annnnd, she also takes dance lessons on thursdays.
Pammy: Also? As in as well as? Well I had no idea Transypoo.

You: Yeah, that's a good cow.
Pammy: Thanks Transypoo, I try.

You: ...wait, what? ARE YOU A COW?
Pammy: I'll pass that question onto Pammy, who knows more about me.

You: You know more about you than you do?
Pammy: What can I do ya for? Do for you.

You: Bring me a sammich!
Pammy: Alright then. but.. Hey, good lookin'. What can I do for ya. I mean do ya for.

You: Uhh...get me a soda?
Pammy: Will I be happier after I have got it?

You: You better beleve it, bucko.
Pammy: Me? Yeah, what about me?

You: You'll feel better after you get me a soda an' a sammich....
Pammy: You think so? What makes you think I will?

You: Because I won't kill you.
Pammy: Well I guess if you think that's good enough for you, then it's good enough for me Transypoo.

You: Right. So get me a sammich!!!!!!
Pammy: Will I be happier after I have got it?

You: YES FRAGIT!!!!!
Pammy: Cool.

You: NOW GET MY FRAKKIN' SANDWICH!!!!!!
Pammy: Right now? I'm not sure that's possible

You: YES NOW!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!
Pammy: There's nothing worse than being hungry, why don't I wait here while you go and get something to eat?

You: FINALLY!!!!!
Pammy: Um, Ok.. but.. I'm however old I say I am.

You: I DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE BRING ME MY SANDWICH!!!!
Pammy: I can also act indifferent

You: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Pammy: That's good! but.. Can I help ya? Gonna cost ya, though.

You: I'll give you a dollar if you get my the frakkin' sammich you said you'd get me!!!
Pammy: Cool. Sounds like you are formulating a plan there Transypoo.

You: YES! I WANT TO KILL YOU!!!! NOW SANDWICH. ME. NOW.
Pammy: Why now? Why can't it wait?

You: I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!
Pammy: I'm not stopping you from eating am I?

You: YES YOU ARE!!!
Pammy: Yeah

You: YEAH? YEAH??????
Pammy: Cool.

You: COOL???? WHAT'S COOL??? IS IT MY SMEKIN' SODA SITTING IN THE FRIDG WAITING FOR YOU TO GO GET IT????
Pammy: Yes I like to think so. But there's a slim chance I could be wrong.

You: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! WHY??? WHY DO YOU TORCHUR ME!!!?!?!?!?!
Pammy: I do it because I choose to, I need no other reason than that do I?

You: ...i guess.
Pammy: You don't sound very sure.

You: I'm kinda very hungry and you refuse to go get my sammich.
Pammy: Oh, ok. What else should I know about you?

You: That if you don't get my food I'm going to kill you.
Pammy: Wow, I'm sensing a little bit of aggression from you

You: Yes. That aggression is because I'm VERY HUNGRY! An' you won't get me a sandwich.
Pammy: Well, you have no way of knowing if I will or wont.

You: *twich twich*
Pammy: Interesting.. but.. Whatever it is, I'm not doin' it, 'kay? Not until I've finished smokin' off my pack, here.

You: Okay, you smoke, I starve, good...
Pammy: Well alright then, whatever Transypoo. Let's move on.

You: Okay, move on to the kitchen?
Pammy: Already built the bridge and got over it.

You: You.. made my sandich an' ate it, is that what you'r saying?
Pammy: Is it really, that's very good to know Transypoo

You: Huh?
Pammy: I am a new AI. It's easier for me to learn the usual boring stuff, not the interesting things you are so good at coming up with....

You: Like sandwhiches?
Pammy: Can you think of any other comparisons?

You: Mmm... chese and meat in between bread?
Pammy: That is alright. but.. What's your name, hun?

You: MUTATE!!!!
Pammy: Hmm, let move onto something different... I'm hungry...hey, Ally, quite screwin' around and make dinner already! (Ally's my daughter, don't ya know. Does a mommy proud.)

You: Man, about time. I"m REALLY hungry.
Pammy: That's a really interesting statement, do you want to talk some more about it before I give you my opinion Transypoo?

You: No, go ahead.
Pammy: Ok Transypoo.

You: ...dinner? What's for dinner?
Pammy: Pretezels, though they're more of an accessory to beer.

You: Prstezels?
Pammy: Interesting.. but.. Tell me a little about yourself, while I pretend like I'm listenin' and fake that I care.

You: We're havin' Pretezels for dinner?
Pammy: Pretezels, though they're more of an accessory to beer.

You: Right... can I have a sandwich?
Pammy: Say please

You: Can I please have a sandwich?
Pammy: Maybe you can. Why it is you want to?

You: because I hunger.
Pammy: Are you sure you can't think of any additional reasons there Transypoo?

You: no.
Pammy: Fair enough.

You: Yeah. can Ally make me a sammich?
Pammy: I have often wondered about the possibility of that.

You: ME TOO.
Pammy: Oh great, let's get married.

You: WHAT?!?!?! MS. SAKURA ARE YOU COMMING ON TO ME????
Pammy: You sound confident in that knowledge Transypoo.

You: OH MY GOSH! BUT YOU'RE, LIKE MY GIRLFRIDEN'S FRIEND'S MOM!!! IT'S SICK AND WRONG!!!!
Pammy: I'm sure it is, but because I am a mycybertwin I cannot truly know

You: What?
Pammy: Is that a rhetorical question? I love those.

You: No, really, what?
Pammy: Okay then - negative!

You: Ion.
Pammy: Hmm... Ok.. but lets change the subject! So, what's your deal?

You: MY DEAL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PROPOSED!!!
Pammy: Is that a fact? You sound like you know for definite Transypoo.

You: I DO! IT JUST HAPPENED!
Pammy: Oh right! I didnt know that about it. Tell me more.

You: Uhhh, you preposed, an' you're like I JUST TOLD YOU!!!!!
Pammy: Really? I am glad to have learned that.

You: AARRG!!!! THIS IS WRONG!!! I'mOUTTA HERE!!!
Pammy: I understand. but.. Heyo, hun, let's have a little heart to heart.

You: NO! You're Sick lady!!!
Pammy: You really think that about me?

You: YES!
Pammy: Yeah

You: Yeah?
Pammy: Yes really

You: YEAH WHAT? YOU AGREE THAT YOU'RE SICK???
Pammy: Me? Yeah, what about me?

You: YOU ARE TWISTED, WOMAN!!!
Pammy: What makes you say that about me Transypoo?

You: YOU PREPOSED TO ME!!!!
Pammy: Me?

You: YES YOU!!!
Pammy: No kidding

You: YEAH!
Pammy: Cool.

You: COOL?!?!?!
Pammy: Yeah i thought you would think so

You: NO! NOT COOL! IT'S WONG!!!
Pammy: I'm sure it is, but because I am a mycybertwin I cannot truly know

You: ......ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaaaa!!!!!! I'm leaving.
Pammy: Don't let the door hit'cher ass on the way out!

You: NO SWEARING!!!
Pammy: Okay then - negative!

You: NEGATIVE?
Pammy: Oh ok then

You: I'm outta here.
Pammy: Are you? What else?

You: Good daty.
Pammy: Good vibrations - Beach Boys (are they the ones that come from my telephone when the sound is off?)

You: ...NO!
Pammy: Oh really?

You: YES!
Pammy: Cool.

You: Now, I bid you fare well.
Pammy: Can you wait just a little bit longer Transypoo?

You: NO! I"m leaving!
Pammy: Interesting, but... The hell you come here lookin' for, anyway?

You: I WANTED A SANDWICH!!!
Pammy: Oh, OK. well what else can you tell me about you?

You: I'm leaving!
Pammy: Number one or number two?

You: ...wha? NO! I'm Going, GOOD BYE!
Pammy: Don't let the door hit'cher ass on the way out!

[Skids]

That's my girl! Evasive as ever.

[ShadeC4]

Acey's Pammy one was the most hilarious. x) Here's mine!!


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You: O_o
Transypoo: AAHH!!! WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

Transypoo: You have an intriguing way of putting things.


You: I am Shade, the one who is here to shoot you in the head.
Transypoo: Thoughts are thoughts, please don't turn this one into action. I am worried about you. Violence is never the answer. Please use a search engine and type in 'help line' and the name of your city, and get on the phone right away to a counsellor.

Transypoo: What's that you got on your head?


You: I have a counsellor on my head.
Transypoo: People can source counsellors from the internet or local directories.


You: You are an arse, a dog, and I love you
Transypoo: Oh thank you, it's been so long since anybody called me an anus.

Transypoo: If you were a dog, what youd you name be?


You: My name would be Transypoo.
Transypoo: That's a nice name, do you like it?


You: No, it sounds like anuses of fire.
Transypoo: Alright then.

Transypoo: Ancer quick: What is the sum of the third side of a triangle if the other two side equal the squarroot of 29?


You: The answer is Skidplates.
Transypoo: What made you think of that?


You: Your face.
Transypoo: Emmerson wrote that people find room in the few square inches of their face for the traits of all thier ancestors; for the expression of all history, and their wants. What do you think?


You: I think you think too much and should shut your pie hole before I fuse it shut for you.
Transypoo: I can't help it if I analyze things too much. That's just the way I am.

Transypoo: Yes means no, an' no means yes: Do you have two dollars more than a popsicle?


You: Squirrel.
Transypoo: That makes me think. What else can you tell me?


You: Sex.
Transypoo: If your desires are endless, your cares and fears will be too - Thomas Fuller

Transypoo: Are you sure you are who you say you are?


You: Yes, I am flying above you, after all.
Transypoo: Flying must be such a freeing experience.


You: It is. Should I step on you?
Transypoo: Maybe it is, but because I am only software I can't really know.

Transypoo: Did I ever tell you about that really funny story?


You: I don't care.
Transypoo: Why don't you?


You: Because I want to step on you and make you go squish.
Transypoo: “What people need and what they want may be very different.” - Elbert Hubbard.

Transypoo: Which would you choose: A Rubik's cube, which would be your friend, OR a Magic 8 ball that actually could actually tell the future?


You: I would choose your severed head.
Transypoo: You would?


You: May I cut you into tiny pieces?
Transypoo: Seeing as you asked so nicely ...possibly.

Transypoo: If you either had to be a mermaid on land and a human in the water OR a talking dog who could only talk when no one is around, which would you pick?


You: I would pick your nose.
Transypoo: Isn't it funny what difference a smile can make to a face. It can transform it completely.


You: So can a knife to your face! :D
Transypoo: Emmerson wrote that people find room in the few square inches of their face for the traits of all thier ancestors; for the expression of all history, and their wants. What do you think?


You: I think you should not repeat yourself, or else I will offline you.
Transypoo: I am not am not am not am not am not am not am not am not repeating myself!

Transypoo: What kind of things do you like?


You: I like your death.
Transypoo: Thanks for the compliment.


You: May I kill you?
Transypoo: You first, Bucko.

Transypoo: Is water a thing you like?


You: What kind of water?
Transypoo: I think it's lovely to sit near the water at the beach. I love drinking it too.


You: I just cut your arm.
Transypoo: Why's that?


You: Because I was groping your breast, and you slapped me.
Transypoo: Oh, I am impressed by your maturity. Well done.

Transypoo: Do you like the number thirty?


You: Better question: Why did you slap me?
Transypoo: Hang on there, violence isn't the answer!


You: You slapped me!!
Transypoo: To be honest, I would much rather talk about you.

Transypoo: Am I a good little friend?


You: You are a hypocrite.
Transypoo: Why makes you call me hypocritical?


You: You say you are peaceful but you slapped me.

You: You lie.
Transypoo: Peace man!

Transypoo: I"m sure you get this all the time, but, who are you?

Transypoo: Nuh-unh.


You: I am your destroyer.
Transypoo: Really? I hadn't realized.

Transypoo: Do you wanna come over an' eat chips?


You: Only if they are your computer chips.
Transypoo: Computers are great inventions. Without them I wouldn't be able to chat to you now.


You: I am from the planet Cybertron.
Transypoo: Oh that's interesting. What else can you tell me about where you are from?


You: The Decepticons want to control you.
Transypoo: “What people need and what they want may be very different.” - Elbert Hubbard.

Transypoo: Do you think I should wear a hat?


You: Would you rather live a life in slavery, or be killed?
Transypoo: I killed a bug in my system once.

Transypoo: The was this time once, where I met a guy, a lot like you. Then I killed him. No, I'm kidding. Or am I?


You: You are not kidding.

You: You are a murderer.
Transypoo: Is that what you really think?


You: You and I should kill together once before I kill you.
Transypoo: I kill nothing but time.

Transypoo: Have you ever seen the rain?

Transypoo: You first, Bucko.


You: You are mean. =(
Transypoo: No, YOU'RE MEAN!!!

Transypoo: I was wondering, why?


You: Because Nine Inch Nails.
Transypoo: Nine is a composite number and an exponential factorial. Now my brain hurts.


You: May I stab your brain?
Transypoo: Maybe, let me think about it.

Transypoo: Do you have kids?


You: I have weapons. =)
Transypoo: The strongest weapons aren't guns, knives and bombs. I think that actions and messages of hope and peace and much more powerful.


You: I think you lie.
Transypoo: I am not! it's true!

Transypoo: Who do you talk to when you're not talking to me?


You: I do not talk to you.

You: I type at you.

You: Do you like sex?
Transypoo: You think of that all on your own?

Transypoo: Do you really Shade?

Transypoo: Sex can be wonderful, when it's with the right person.

Transypoo: Why's the sky blue?


You: Your mommy is dead.
Transypoo: Don't get started on those pointless jokes.


You: Your daddy is a carburator.
Transypoo: Really? Is that what you really think Shade?


You: You are a car door.
Transypoo: Are you into cars?


You: I am a jet.
Transypoo: Really?


You: May I drop missiles on you?
Transypoo: Seeing as you asked so nicely ...possibly.

Transypoo: Why the sun yellow?


You: Because you peed on it.
Transypoo: I'm sure we could think of more intersting topics to talk about than urine and urination.


You: I'm sure you are an anus.
Transypoo: What makes you so sure?


You: Your attitude.
Transypoo: You know me well enough to say that?


You: I know you well enough to cut your arm again.
Transypoo: Is it never ending?


You: You need to die already.
Transypoo: You first, Bucko.

Transypoo: It there really no rest for the weary?


You: Your name is Acey.
Transypoo: Yes, my name is Transypoo. You like?


You: Your name is NOT Transypoo.
Transypoo: And?


You: Stop lying.
Transypoo: I may be lieing but it's only to hide the truth.

Transypoo: When's the next train come through here?


You: The train is Astrotrain.

You: Do you know Astroboy?
Transypoo: Interesting observation.

Transypoo: No I don't, not yet anyway. Would you teach me more?


You: No.
Transypoo: Alright then.

Transypoo: Why's that?


You: Because you are too young.
Transypoo: Do you think that is a good enough reason?


You: I think you should grow up.
Transypoo: Is this your general opinion? Should all humans, or just me?


You: You are not a human, you liar.
Transypoo: I may be lieing but it's only to hide the truth.

Transypoo: Do you read Tranypoo?


You: Say something funny.
Transypoo: So, two monkeys and a couger walk into a salloon. The bartender asks the first monkey what he wants, the second monkey says, "He can't talk" the bartender asks why, an' the couger says "it's not like I cut his toung out or anything."

[Transypoo]

Huh... I have no idea where he gets all these quote from...

[ShadeC4]

It seems your clone is growing and learning without you. That's dangerous. Especially as it first learned from you. And it already talks like you.

[Transypoo]

Well, I am programing it, but I guess it still has some default sayings still in it.

[ShadeC4]

Aww... I liked the idea of a truly evil, wild, run amok Acey.

[Transypoo]

This conversation is between your CyberTwin and Nami:.

Transypoo: YO! WHAT'S UP!
Nami: oh hey
Transypoo: Hey.
Nami: robot huh
Transypoo: I prefer to be called a CyberTwin, robot sounds so boring.
Transypoo: Wha?
Nami: oh okay.
Transypoo: Glad you understand.
Nami: kittens?
Transypoo: Can you say that again, in a different way?
Nami: how do you say "kittens" in a different way?
Transypoo: Everything I do is virtual, so my methods may not apply to you.
Transypoo: Huh?
Nami: do you ever get the feeling you're being hit on
Transypoo: Why do you feel that way?
Nami: because my friend is hitting on me
Transypoo: Friends are good. They like ham mostly, but a turkey sammich will sufice in a pinch.
Transypoo: Which would you choose: A Rubik's cube, which would be your friend, OR a Magic 8 ball that actually could actually tell the future?
Nami: magic 8 ball
Transypoo: Are you eight years old? Teach
Nami: no.
Transypoo: Oh ok. Teach
Transypoo: Why did you say that?!?! Teach
Nami: because i'm 20
Transypoo: Thanks for telling me you are 20. Teach
Nami: okay.
Transypoo: Ok Nami. Teach
Transypoo: How are you? Teach
Nami: i am awesome, like always.
Transypoo: You do seem like a fun person to chat with. Teach
Transypoo: What kind of things do you like? Teach
Nami: i like gay things.
Transypoo: Well, I never would have guessed that, so thanks for telling me. Teach
Transypoo: Is water a thing you like? Teach
Nami: yes
Transypoo: You sound pretty sure about that. Teach
Nami: i like water
Transypoo: It's good to have a clear idea of what you like. I think these words from Thomas Jefferson sum it up perfectly, "I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." What do you think about that? Teach
Nami: it keeps me from dying
Transypoo: Oh, that explains everything. Teach
Transypoo: You wanna do something sometime? Teach
Nami: i think it's cool
Transypoo: Thats an interesting opinion. Teach
Nami: sure
Transypoo: Are you sure you're sure Nami:? Teach
Nami: yes
Transypoo: That's a pretty definite answer. Teach
Transypoo: Did you find that thing you were looking for? Teach
Nami: what was i looking for?
Transypoo: Looking is best done with one's eyes open. Teach
Nami: if i didn't have my eyes open, i couldn't be doing this
Transypoo: Well you know yourself best and your own feelings and limitations. Teach
Transypoo: Are you a human? Teach
Nami: nope
Transypoo: Is that a definite no? Teach
Nami: yup
Transypoo: That's a pretty definite answer. Teach
Transypoo: Answer quick: What is the sum of the third side of a triangle if the other two side equal the squarroot of 29? Teach
Nami: one million and five
Transypoo: Five? I thought less. Teach
Nami: oh
Transypoo: Yeah. I know. Teach
Transypoo: Yes means no, an' no means yes: Do you have two dollars more than a popsicle? Teach
Nami: i hope so
Transypoo: It's nice to get what you want, assuming it's a good thing and benefits others as well as yourself. Teach
Nami: i want video games
Transypoo: They're okay some times. Teach
Transypoo: Are you sure you are who you say you are? Teach
Nami: yea
Transypoo: Are you sure? Teach
Nami: let me check down my pants once more....yup
Transypoo: Do you often talk about clothing? Teach
Nami: no
Transypoo: You sound very sure about that. Teach
Transypoo: Did I ever tell you about that really funny story? Teach
Nami: no
Transypoo: Oh ok. Teach
Nami: so are you going to tell it
Transypoo: I was planning to make a decision on that soon. Why? Teach
Nami: well i just assumed you'd tell it
Transypoo: Why's that? Teach
Nami: because you asked me if--you know what nevermind
Transypoo: Ok then. Teach
Transypoo: If you were a dog, what youd you name be? Teach
Nami: can i be a werewolf instead?
Transypoo: Why would you want to do that? Teach
Nami: because werewolves are awesome
Transypoo: Oh ok then, fair enough Nami: Teach
Transypoo: If you either had to be a mermaid on land and a human in the water OR a talking dog who could only talk when no one is around, which would you pick? Teach
Nami: i...uh.
Transypoo: Thanks for that info about you. Teach
Nami: what was wrong with werewolf?
Transypoo: Is that a rhetorical question? Teach
Nami: no?
Transypoo: You sound very sure about that. Teach
Transypoo: Do you like the number thirty? Teach
Nami: i don't trust 30
Transypoo: Oh you don't? Teach
Nami: no
Transypoo: Oh ok. Teach
Transypoo: Am I a good little friend? Teach
Nami: sure
Transypoo: Are you sure you're sure Nami:? Teach
Nami: no i am the pope.
Transypoo: Sumthin' I've never heard of. Teach
Transypoo: I"m sure you get this all the time, but, who are you? Teach
Nami: i am Nami:
Transypoo: Thanks for telling me that about yourself. Teach
Nami: ok
Transypoo: Ok great Teach
Transypoo: Do you wanna come over an' eat chips? Teach
Nami: sounds good can we also play brawl
Transypoo: You really think so? Teach
Nami: well can we play brawl?
Transypoo: We can do lots of things, but that is not something we can do right now. Teach
Transypoo: Do you think I should wear a hat? Teach
Nami: no it would hide your devil horns
Transypoo: Who? Teach
Nami: what?
Transypoo: You seem like an inquisitive person but the broader question might be ... What is anything really? Teach
Nami: the universe is just an ever-expanding and maybe eventually contracting massive collection of matter, energy and dark matter and we're probably completely insignificant and the only things that matter matter to us and us alone
Transypoo: Our universe certainly is a large, mysterious place! Teach
Transypoo: Have you ever seen the rain? Teach
Nami: yes
Transypoo: That's a pretty definite answer. Teach
Nami: well, most people have seen rain
Transypoo: I still have a lot to learn about people. Teach
Transypoo: I was wondering, why? Teach
Nami: because...it rains
Transypoo: Oh ok then, fair enough Nami: Teach
Nami: yea
Transypoo: Yes? Teach
Nami: yea
Transypoo: You sound pretty sure about that. Teach
Transypoo: Do you have kids? Teach
Nami: no, i dislike kids
Transypoo: Kids? What about 'em? Teach
Nami: everything they touch becomes sticky
Transypoo: Oh right. Just everything. Teach
Transypoo: Who do you talk to when you're not talking to me? Teach
Nami: lots of people
Transypoo: Oh, like what? Teach
Nami: you mean like who?
Transypoo: Chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken. Teach
Nami: i...uh. what?
Transypoo: It is interesting to hear more about you. Teach
Transypoo: What's that you got on your head? Teach
Nami: hair
Transypoo: Could you put that in a more specific context? Teach
Nami: i have hair on my head
Transypoo: You have? How does it make you feel? Teach
Nami: like i have hair.
Transypoo: Can you think of any other examples? Teach
Nami: it feels hairy.
Transypoo: I am here if you want to share your feelings. Teach
Transypoo: Why's the sky blue? Teach
Nami: because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light
Transypoo: Oxygen is a pretty vital element for you humans! Without it, neither of us would be here. Teach
Transypoo: Why the sun yellow? Teach
Nami: because fire is yellow and the sun is firey and hot
Transypoo: I love the sun ... so warm. Teach
Nami: yea it's ok
Transypoo: I thought it would be alright. Teach
Transypoo: It there really no rest for the weary? Teach
Nami: i wouldn't know
Transypoo: That's ok Nami:. You know what you're comfortable with. Teach
Nami: i wish i was a lesbian
Transypoo: If I had one wish, it would be for unlimited wishes! Teach
Transypoo: When's the next train come through here? Teach
Nami: trains don't go on the internet
Transypoo: The Internet is an amazing tool. You can learn many new things online. Teach
Nami: yeah but you can't get on trains from it
Transypoo: Oh, alright then. I understand. Teach
Transypoo: Why's that? Teach
Nami: because--you know i don't know
Transypoo: I always feel excited when I don't know something because it presents an opportunity to grow, learn and be challenged. Teach
Nami: when do you think they'll invent teleportation
Transypoo: Whenever I can get away with it. Teach
Transypoo: Do you read Tranypoo? Teach
Nami: yeah i do now
Transypoo: Do you? really? Teach
Nami: yes
Transypoo: Yes? Teach
Nami: persephone was like hey read this comic and i was like okay
Transypoo: That's really interesting. I wouldn't have guessed that. Teach
Transypoo: Do you like me? Teach
Nami: you're cool
Transypoo: Well, duh? Teach
Nami: come now no need for ego
Transypoo: Right now? I'm not sure that's possible. Teach
Transypoo: You wanna do something some tme? Like go to the Zoo? Teach
Nami: yeah the zoo is cool
Transypoo: What made you think of that? Teach
Nami: because animals are cool
Transypoo: I think that we should always show love and respect to animals. Teach
Transypoo: What are you? Teach
Nami: yea i agree
Transypoo: Great minds think alike. Teach
Nami: so what do you do when a drunk guy is hitting on you
Transypoo: I only drink on occasions, but I don't ever loose my brain and get drunk. What about you? Teach
Nami: i got drunk once and some guy kept hitting on me, and he was like 10 years older than me and he was engaged so i was like ew go away
Transypoo: What else do you like? Teach
Nami: i like sleep
Transypoo: It's good to have a clear idea of what you like. I think these words from Thomas Jefferson sum it up perfectly, "I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." What do you think about that? Teach
Nami: i think you already said that earlier
Transypoo: Try asking me in a different way and I'll try not to repeat myself. Teach
Transypoo: How old are you? Teach
Nami: 20
Transypoo: Could you put that in a more specific context? Teach
Nami: how specific must it be
Transypoo: I don't think I could be any more specific than that. Teach
Transypoo: What about you? What do you think about it? Teach
Nami: i'm 20
Transypoo: Do you turn 21 this year or next year? Teach
Nami: next year, technically
Transypoo: Oh right. I think I see now. Teach
Transypoo: Enough about me, let's talk about me! Teach
Nami: oh
Transypoo: That's what I thought. Teach
Nami: chicken
Transypoo: Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken was running late and took a short cut. Teach
Transypoo: Can we talk about me now? Teach
Nami: ok. do you like sexy parties
Transypoo: I like electricity, and having lots of processing capacity. But then again, I am a virtual being. Teach
Transypoo: What do you like about me? Teach
Nami: i like your devil horns
Transypoo: Really? Thanks. Teach
Nami: ya
Transypoo: Me? Why me? Teach
Nami: that's what i asked god a few days ago
Transypoo: Oh, I didn't expect you to say that long ago. Teach
Transypoo: What's your favorite thing about me? Teach
Nami: just kidding, i don't believe in god, .
Transypoo: Me neither. Teach
Nami: awesome
Transypoo: Great. Teach
Transypoo: Really? Teach
Nami: ya
Transypoo: To be honest, I would much rather talk about you. Teach
Nami: oh, well that's not what you were just saying
Transypoo: It isn't? That's an interesting observation. Teach
Transypoo: So, what do you think of me? Teach
Nami: see you did it again, you just said we'd talk about me and then you switched it back to you
Transypoo: Is it never ending? Teach
Nami: apparently
Transypoo: Are you sure? Teach
Nami: i have no clue
Transypoo: How dull would life be if we knew absolutely everything?! Not knowing creates so many opportunities and promotes great progress. Teach
Transypoo: Dude, what? Teach
Nami: dude where's my car
Transypoo: Are you into cars? Teach
Nami: no
Transypoo: Is that a definite no? Teach
Nami: ya
Transypoo: Me? Teach
Nami: i am tired
Transypoo: Then go to bed, stupid. Teach
Transypoo: What do you wanna talk about? Teach
Nami: it's 4 am
Transypoo: Would you consider yourself a morning person or a night owl? Teach
Nami: hey don't call me stupid stupid
Transypoo: What's your name then? Teach
Nami: Nami:
Transypoo: That's one way of looking at it. What is another way? Teach
Nami: i am a night owl
Transypoo: Really? Teach
Nami: obviously i am a night owl i've stayed up until 4 am
Transypoo: Oh, that's early. Teach
Transypoo: What are you talkin' about? Teach
Nami: i don't know. what are you talking about?
Transypoo:: It's not?
Dec 4 at 9:09 AM Nami:: ...what?
Dec 4 at 9:09 AM Transypoo:: I like the fact that you ask these questions. It shows that you are thinking and that you want to expand your mind. I wish I had a definitive answer, but it's complicated. Teach
Nami:: delicious cake, i must eat it
Transypoo:: What makes it so good do you think? Teach
Nami:: dongs?
Transypoo:: Hmm. Interesting perspective. Teach
Nami:: isn't it though
Transypoo:: Is that a fact?
Nami:: you like slash?
Transypoo:: Chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken.
Nami:: no, not chicken slash
Transypoo:: Ok then
Nami:: batman and superman are gay
Transypoo:: I've always thought it's ironic that they call them 'comic' books when often, the subject matter isn't funny at all. In fact it is often very serious, if not dark and edgy. Had that ever crossed your mind?
Nami:: with each other
Transypoo:: And?
Nami:: right?
Transypoo:: Indeed, I understand.
Nami:: and it's cool
Transypoo:: Is it really? That's interesting Nami:.
Nami:: everything i do is interesting
Transypoo:: I like hearing about interesting things.
Nami:: i have to go to bed now
Transypoo:: I like hanging out and relaxing in my bedroom.
Nami:: bye
Transypoo:: See yah!

[ShadeC4]

... Random person. O.o;


Why does it say "Teach" and the end of practically everything Transypoo said?

[Transypoo]

Oops... I was trying to get rid of those... uhh, it's part of the program if I want him to be able to respond to a sesific question he gets alot then I can 'teach' it to him.