Be not deceived, my freedom-loving brothers and sisters, and live under a perpetual reign of terror NO LONGER! The Imperialist collaborator cur Transypoo who has crushed us under his cruel reign for so long is in fact no longer among us, but in reality has fled the country like the yellow-bellied spotted running dog he is, with the bayonettes and machettes of our glorious fellow soldiers of democracy nipping at his treacherous heels. Rejoice, my brave-hearted countrymen and women! The struggle is over, the day won. Crony capitalism has at last toppled under our erstwhile efforts; the sweat, tears, and yes, blood of our comrades spilled at the hands of the American-loving vermin will not be forgotten as we usher in this bright new day of tranquility and hope for our proud nation!
Long live the Democratic Socialist Federated Republic of Skidistan! All hail President for Life Skids! Let peace ring forth!
Executions of Enemies of the People begin at dawn.





Can't wait to taste my new "home." 

