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Bots, Occupado y Interestada.

Postby Transypoo » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:38 pm

So, I've been deleting bots every day for almost thirty years, now. And I've been meaning to post this:

Bots are usually totally annoying, but every so often their stupidfake info makes me laugh here are a few:

Occupation: blackboard distance learning\

Interests: tails the clown


Blackboard distance learning? You mean teaching, right? IT's called TEACHING!

An' I don't know who or what "Tails the clown" is, but I think it's safe to say I never do.

Occupation: Models

Interests: Starslife


Yes, this one is multiple models. Oh no, it wasn't enough to become a model, (s)he had to become TWO!

Starslife? ..Oh, STARS' LIFE? Like Celebrities?

Occupation: auto, car

Interests: car insurance


Well I guess when you're a perfesional car you'd BE interested in car insurance.

Location: SW

Occupation: Arts, entertainment, publishing

Interests: Swimming


You live in... Star Wars?

So, what do you do for a living?

"Well, I'm a self published artist."

Interesting, what do you do with your time off?

"I swim. 24/7."

Occupation: PORNO

Interests: PORNO


I guess he REALLY likes his job.

Occupation: Sales

Interests: Hobbies and crafts


Yes, I too am interested in Hobbies. (I also like Calvin too)

Occupation: non

Interests: yes


"If you don't want to tell me what it is you're doing, when asked, I don't have to lie. But don't think of me as an idoit."

Occupation: Driver

Interests: Chess


Chess, eh? I bet he's a real winner at parties.
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Postby ShadeC4 » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:07 pm

O.o

xD

That last one is apparently a designated driver; The sober person at parties that drives all the drunkards home. :3

Also known as "Designated Dave." ^^
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Postby Transypoo » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:02 pm

Well, here's another instalment of "making fun of bots!" Let's get right into it shall we?

Occupation: Movies

Interests: Books Voice


Wow, a movie maker! Look folks A real like movie maker... or a movie...

So, you like book on tape?

Location: US

Occupation: US

Interests: US


I TOO live in the US... an' it's the PREZ! Welcome Mr. Bush! ..an' you like the US, well that would make sence you being the Prez an' all!

Location: World

Occupation: porn

Interests: sex


Wow! Another famous person! Look! An international Porn star!

Occupation: free mobile ringtone

Interests: get free ringtone


How does that work? Do you folow people around and sing when their phone rings? An' you like to collect other people with the same job?

Occupation: Internet, new

Interests: Cooking


Wow, A NEW internet! An' he's visiting our board! WHAT AN HONOR!

He! I TOO LIKE TO COOK! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

Occupation: Government

Interests: Shopping, antiques


Oh, you must be one of the President's friends! WELCOME!

Occupation: Woman Argentina

Interests: Erotic Chat


So, you get payed to be a woman in Argentia?

I SAY! YOU'LL find none of that around here!

Occupation: Adultmaster

Interests: Adult


I don't know what an Adultmaster is... and by all means DON'T try and guess, but I'd have to say...that being the Master of Adults, you would find adults interesting... wait... are you a CEO? Is that it? Michael Eisner, is that you?
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Postby Skids » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:12 am

Behold, for I am Adultmaster, Master of Adults!!!

Adultmasters, one of the canceled ideas for the G1 line...
Takara, however, did go with Breastforce...
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Postby Transypoo » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:26 pm

Occupation: all

Interests: best


Wow, every job on earth, eh?

Yes, we all think our interests are the best on earth, doesn't make it SO.

Occupation: IT

Interests: FUN


Holy cow! I'm interested in FUN too! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!

You're occupation is it? Oh, I.T. I get it! You fix computers! YAY!
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Postby Skids » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:44 am

FROM THE DESK OF ABDUL AZIZI,
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANEGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.

Dear Friend,

I am the manager of auditing and accounting at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of 5.2million pounds (FIVE Million TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in a plane crash.For more informations about the crash you can visit this site:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.


The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after seven years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
I agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account ,10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased with a text of application that i will send to you,so i will like you to send to me your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.



Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application . I will not fail to bring to your notice this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me


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Postby Skids » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:57 pm

Dear Friend,

WORK ONLINE FROM HOME AND GET PAID WEEKLY

Lantextile Asia needs a bookkeeper in the United states,so we want to know if you will like to work online from home and get paid weekly without leaving or affecting your present job?
Lantextile Asia run a textile and fabrics firm here in Hongkong and we need someone to work for the company as a representative/book keeper in the United States of America.
Our company produces variousclothingmaterials,batiks, assorted fabrics and traditional costume of which we have clients we supply weekly in the United states.
Our clients make payments for our supplies every week in cheques and via bank transfer, so we need someone in the United States of America to work as ourrepresentative and assist us in processing the payments from our clients and will be entitled to a re-numeration.
All you need to do is to receive payments from our customers in the United States, deduct 10% commission and send the balance to us.
Do let us know if this is of any interest to you by responding via the CEO personal email address:(danbull007@webmail.co.za)


Warmest Regards,
Daniel Bulldog.
International Sales
Lantextile Asia.


Bookkeeping for an Asian sweatshop? What could go wrong!
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Postby Transypoo » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:30 am

I'm a little concerned by the last name "Bulldog."
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Postby Skids » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:21 pm

Babelfish translation of the bio for the Diaclone-colors redeco of Reissue G1 Ironhide, "Ironhide Protect Black". It was such a feeling!

Post:繧オ繧、繝舌ヨ繝ュ繝ウ
Role:繧ェ繝シ繝医・繝・ヨ guard
"The integrated circuit does not become substituting the nature",
Background: The iron hydro is the member who had fit speech power even inside 繧オ繧、繝舌ヨ繝ュ繝ウ. Character itself youthful enthusiasm active reason, to be thought is tend he militantly, but originally there is no weapon and the like in order to fight regarding the part of the feelings, when it is something always you think. Peripheral police/policing of one Tsuga convoy C in C of such a that duty hard is. But that after fight with the earth starting, iron hydro itself direction at the battlefield execution 繧・thing many became, as for him the existence which is conspicuous little became, consciousness. Not only the death tron corps the nest to include also the intention which is made to disguise from the eye of the terrestrial person who is eaten in the underworld, body guard of the convoy
The case of the duty which it bears, in order to cover the self with jet-black protect black, it is conscious.
That quite it is MIB from the companion of the 繧オ繧、繝舌ヨ繝ュ繝ウ soldier, either it is not few to be whispered, but those which obtain hint in the car color which has been made the black 縲・of the pickup track/truck which is happened to see throughout the city as main person of the iron hydro, you have persisted.
Ability: Even, it is "the epidermal" part of the iron hydro which is formed with the 繝医Μ繧オ繧、繝ェ繧ヲ繝 steel which is proud of the protection power which that way is prominent, but that durability furthermore improved by the fact that protect black is covered on the surface. If with the effect of the protect black which is the composite (the compound material) gel metal, it is the minute damage, instantaneously even self-recovery possibility. He protecting the convoy C in C temporarily, assuming, that attack from the enemy was received, it probably will take strike posture easily.
In addition that trance form as for the robot/portable gun platform form which is done, approximately 25% rise than former mobility. Furthermore, it is correspondence possible even with the rough road with 繝槭Ο繝シ繝繝シ繝「繝シ繝・which utilizes 3 legs.
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Postby Transypoo » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:27 pm

WOW.
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Postby ShadeC4 » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:59 am

... 3 legs. o_o;
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Postby Skids » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:48 pm

also the intention which is made to disguise from the eye of the terrestrial person who is eaten in the underworld

That's my favorite part. ^ ^
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Postby ShadeC4 » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:21 pm

That just sounds like We Are The Strange to me. ^^
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Postby Transypoo » Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:43 pm

That quite it is MIB from the companion of the 繧オ繧、繝舌ヨ繝ュ繝ウ soldier, either it is not few to be whispered, but those which obtain hint in the car color which has been made the black 縲・


I still want to know what the Men In Black have to do with Ironhide.
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Postby Skids » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:15 pm

I think they mean that he looks like one of those stereotypical black government vans (Like the S7 vehicles).
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